You can't always want what you get

• Nobody ever stopped for anybody but themselves; quitting must be as selfish as the act itself.
• I'm a simple man, cut from simple cloth. But in a really snazzy pattern.
• Bisque in the eye: is there a more middle class injury?
• I cannot be bought! However, my signing hand has had one hell of a day and does enjoy a nice Chianti.
• I think my work-life balance is fine. I just need to trick somebody into doing some of this damn work so I can go surfing.
• Economy of words: never forget that. Ever.
• "Now you mention it Fritzel did keep himself to himself." History's least successful neighbourhood watch scheme.
• We are all made of Spars.